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Prepper Funny Joke Quote T Shirt Unisex Large White Novelty Prepping Gun Tee
A gold compass print on a forest green unisex T-shirt, paired with the quote: "Live your life by a Compass not a Clock." Made by Retrosheep in South Wales on a Fruit of the Loom 100% cotton base, this is a tee for the travellers, the wanderers, and everyone who measures their days in adventures rather than appointments.
Whether you're a van lifer, a weekend hiker, a long-distance cyclist, or just someone who'd rather be somewhere new the sentiment lands. The gold vinyl sits clean and warm against the deep green base, and it holds up well wash after wash.
Makes a great gift for anyone with maps on their walls and a bag that's never quite fully unpacked.
This listing is for the green large, but the design can be made to order in your choice of size and colour just drop a message via the contact page before ordering.
Details:
Brand: Retrosheep, handmade in South Wales
Design: Gold compass with travel quote vinyl print
Print method: Heat-pressed vinyl long-lasting and wash-resistant
Base garment: Fruit of the Loom 100% cotton
Colour: Green
Size: Large (unisex)
Made to order in other sizes and colours contact us before ordering
Care: Machine wash at 40C or lower. Tumble dry on a low heat. Do not iron directly onto the vinyl turn inside out to iron, or place a cloth over the print.
Delivery: Royal Mail Fixed Rates UK Standard 3.60 Tracked 48hr.
Payments:
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